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Guts Chuck Palahniuk PDF
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Author: Chuck Palahniuk
No. Of Pages: 6
PDF Size: 126 KB
Language: English
Category: eBooks & Novels
Source: Drive Files
Guts Chuck Palahniuk PDF

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This storey should last about as long as you can hold your breath, plus a few seconds more. So read as quickly as possible.

My friend learned about “pegging” when he was thirteen years old. This is what happens when a guy gets a dildo in the buttocks. It’s said that if you stimulate the prostate gland enough, you can have explosive hands-free orgasms. This buddy is a tiny sex crazy at that age. He’s always on the lookout for a better way to get rid of his rocks.

He goes to the store to purchase a carrot and petroleum jelly. To conduct some personal research. Then he imagines how it would seem at the supermarket checkout counter, with the lonely carrot and petroleum jelly running down the conveyer belt toward the cashier. Every consumer in line is keeping an eye on what’s going on. Everyone is looking forward to the great night he has planned.

So, my buddy, he goes out and gets milk, eggs, sugar, and a carrot, all of the necessary components for carrot cake. Vaseline, too. As if he’s going home to stuff a carrot cake into his buttocks.

He whittles the carrot into a dull instrument at home. He slathers it in grease and grinds his arise against it. Then there was nothing. There will be no orgasm. Nothing happens except for the fact that it hurts. Then his mother cries, “It’s suppertime!” She tells me to come down immediately.

He extracts the carrot and stows the slick, filthy object beneath his bed in his dirty clothes. He tries to locate the carrot after supper, but it’s gone. While he was eating dinner, his mother grabbed all of his dirty clothes and took them to the laundry room. She had to locate the carrot, which she had meticulously shaped with a paring knife from her kitchen and was still glossy and pungent.

This friend of mine sits under a dark cloud for months, waiting for his family to confront him. They never do it. Ever. Even though he’s grown up, that phantom carrot looms over every Christmas meal and birthday celebration. Every Easter egg hunt he goes on with his kids and his parents’ grandchildren, the ghost carrot hovers over them all.

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